Naked New Yorkers!! AHH!!!!

Recently I discovered something so bizarre, so shocking, that I just had to share it with the world. Every year in New York City, in the freezing month of January, there is a day. And on this day, one thing is optional. And that thing is…

PANTS.

That’s right. On this very special day, New Yorkers prance around the dirty subway stations wearing nothing but a coat and their underwear. That would be public humiliation in any month, but in JANUARY?!?!?! I can’t describe the physical and emotional pain it would cause. (Read more about this crazy day here)

There is one person in New York to whom this would just be a day in the life. That person is the Naked Cowboy. For those of you who are unaware, the Naked Cowboy is a man who spends his days in Times Square, soliciting money… while wearing nothing but tighty-whities, a cowboy hat, boots, and a guitar. Can you imagine what it would be like if that guy was your dad?

“What does your dad do?”

“Oh… He’s the, uh… the Naked Cowboy…”

“Oh. OHHHH…”

Yeah. Awkward times. I wonder if he takes the subway to “work” every morning in his underwear, or if he strips down once he gets there. How did he even come up with that idea? These are life’s important questions.

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