A Word to the Wise


Today, readers, I present to you a tidbit of advice. Never start a conversation by saying “You know, it’s weird, but some people…” It never ends well. Ever.
I have done this precisely three times, and each time I have been presented with an extremely awkward moment.

The first time I make this horrible mistake, I was at my friend’s house. I said to her, “You know, it’s weird, but some people shave their arms.” I then looked down to see her self-consciously rubbing her freshly shaved limbs.

The second time, I was at a party of some sort, talking to a family friend. I said, “You know, it’s weird, but some people have like a thousand Facebook friends.” She nodded and said “hmm.” I later looked at her Facebook profile. She had over two thousand friends.

The third and final time I was this idiotic, I was having a conversation, and it was at a standstill. Trying to prevent an awkward moment, I said “You know, it’s weird, but some people don’t like chocolate.” Guess who didn’t like chocolate? Mhm.

Take my advice, people! These seven simple words are NEVER a good conversation starter, and will ALWAYS create an awkward moment. Be aware, and use caution!

(To those unfortunate people whom I used this phrase on: forgive me.)

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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Selma
    Aug 01, 2011 @ 22:07:17

    I’ve used it many times and it has never ended well. The other day I actually said to a woman I know :’ Did you know that some people our age (we’re in our 40s) actually get fake tans and spend more time at the beauty salon than at home?’ My friend had just had a spray tan applied. Oops. Slightly awkward!

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  2. myslightlycrazyteenagethoughts
    Aug 02, 2011 @ 10:59:01

    It’s good to know that I’m not the only one to use this awkward phrase!

    Reply

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