The Biebs!

Because I am a teenage girl, it was pretty much inevitable that I would end up writing a post about Justin Bieber. I figured that there was no better day to do so than on his birthday (mind you, I only know that it is his birthday from some extremely obsessed friends). It seems like when it comes to The Biebs, there are two groups: those who want him to be “slowly dipped in acid,” as professed by the Facebook page, and those who think that one day, they will be Mrs. Bieber and as a result, have all of his likes, dislikes, and personality traits memorized. This confuses me. Why are there only two options, both extremes? Can’t I like some of his songs, but not others? Can’t I sort of like him, but not have his face plastered on every single surface and fabric? Or is Justin Bieber like orange marmalade– one of those things that you either love, or hate? To help me on this endevour, I have another poll for you.


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